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Crushed

by The Urbane Decay

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1.
no dancing dancing leads to kissing kissing leads to holding hands in the dark holding hands leads to long talks at night long talks at night lead to falling in love and the taste is so sweet and the smell is so good and the feeling that your lost in the woods the flash and the touch and the kiss and the spark and the feeling that you’re lost in the dark no flirting flirting leads to touching touching leads to cuddling in bed cuddling in bed leads to believing it’s real believing it’s real leads to falling apart and the taste is so sweet and the smell is so good and the feeling that your lost in the woods the flash and the touch and the kiss and the spark and the feeling that you’re lost in the dark the flash and the touch and the kiss and the spark... no looking looking leads to wishing wishing leads to hoping you’ll meet hoping you’ll meet leads to daydreams of love daydreams of love lead to hearts broken like glass and the taste is so sweet and the smell is so good and the feeling that your lost in the woods the flash and the touch and the kiss and the spark and the feeling that you’re lost in the dark the flash and the touch and the kiss and the spark...
2.
I have a crush on a girl I’ve never even met it’s unlikely I ever will and yet, and yet, and yet I’m smitten like there’s kittens in mittens in my heart and they’re trying to claw their way out and they’re clawing my insides apart apart, apart, apart they’re clawing my insides apart She found me on Flickr, she liked some picture, I guess, some picture I took So I added her to my myspace page, I stuck her right in my top 8 I fell in love with the comics she drew about her love, about her life I fell in love with her lovelife, I guess, I fell in love with her love In love, in love, in love I fell in love with her love Go out, go take a chance Get the clap off some dancehall tart I’m gonna stay safe at home Internet girls don’t break your heart They flirt and tease without deceiving Go home to their men and it isn’t cheating They tell you secrets and it isn’t wrong because they own your heart but they’ll never belong To you, to you, to you They’ll never belong to you to you, to you, to you they’ll never belong to you I know if she lived in this town, of this I have no doubt She would do nothing for me, I would just weird her out And can you crush on somebody when you’ve plumbed the depths of their soul When you know the secrets they keep beneath their pillows at night Like dirty little lumps of coal They flirt and tease without deceiving Go home to their men and it isn’t cheating They tell you secrets and it isn’t wrong Because they own your heart but they’ll never belong To you, to you, to you They’ll never belong to you To you, to you, to you They’ll never belong to you
3.
Love Crush 04:16
hot rod road rash gonna take you on a car crash ooh-whee what a rush oh baby it’s a love crush oom-boppa boppa-mau-mau ooh baby you’re outa sight you got me crushin baby all through the night naughty naughty shame shame I kissed a girl with no name black road red line ooh-whee baby it’s a love crime oh baby you’re my rollin stone gonna take you off off the bone
4.
I got a wound that needs stitchin’ before this night procedes everytime I start itchin’ I scratch it till it bleeds I wanna see you tonight — I like that crooked smile I wanna woo you right — but it’s been a while, it’s been a while I got a heart that needs mendin’ it’s missing buttons and beads like a garden that needs tendin’ my soul is full of weeds I wanna take you out — you make me laugh if it puts you at ease — you can pay for half it’s not a date if you pay for half I just got straightened out, I just got straightened out I just got straightened out, I just got straightened out I need to find the tap in my chest to drain this vinegar my heart’s been eating itself out over memories of her I wanna see you soon — you can call my bluff tomorrow afternoon — isn’t soon enough, isn’t soon enough I just got straightened out, my hearts been crushed I just got straightened out, like a boxer’s nose I just got straightened out, crushed like grapes I just got straightened out, between a vinter’s toes
5.
Juliet 03:28
I couldn’t remember the rhyme beer before or beer after wine now I’m really not looking so good and I’m really not feeling so fine just to be on the safe side crack me open another beer just let me finish this glass of sherry and I figure I’ll be in the clear don’t hold it against me cockeyed and half-mumbling I love you I love you always I’ve loved you we just met but always I’ve loved you you were a duchess, I was a pirate I kidnapped you in 1487 we lived on a tropical island we made love in a little grass hut I think I’m gonna be sick now someone unroll the window I can’t seem to make my fingers work my fingers are ten little jerks but in another life they held you tight on a battlement on a stormy night the wind blew my hair with a rakish flair with a rakish flair it’s so nice of you to help me into bed why don’t you stay? I’ll make you breakfast if I don’t wake up undead I’ve taken so much from so many I want someone to whom I can give and in this light as you gaze at me sadly you look like juliet if she had lived juliet if she had lived juliet if she had lived I love you I love you always I’ve loved you we just met but always I’ve loved you I love you I love you always I’ve loved you we just met but always I’ve loved you
6.
Crush On You 03:07
oooh-oooh I got a crush on you I wanna hold your hand I wanna hold you hips I wanna pull you closer I wanna kiss your lips if you wanna know what I plan to do about this crush I got, this crush I got on you if you wanna know what I plan to do about this crush I got, this crush I got on you oooh-oooh I got a crush on you I wanna brush your hair I wanna chew your gum I wanna hold your books I wanna suck your thumb I gotta figure out if it's really true this crush I got, this crush I got on you I gotta figure out if it's really true this crush I got, this crush I got on you oooh-oooh I got a crush on you I’m on the rebound and what’s that sound the revenge train is pulling into town she’s on the rebound, she’s getting around the revenge train is pulling into town oooh-oooh I got a crush on you can’t you tell me if it's really true this crush I got, this crush I got on you can’t you tell me if it's really true this crush I got, this crush I got on you
7.
Bent Hearts 04:39
Boy: you called and I came knowing I shouldn’t be here again Girl: in the middle of the night Boy: it ain’t right Girl: between scrabble Boy: and green tea Girl: a tentative touching of knees Boy: sitting thigh to thigh Girl: I’ve only got a ‘U’ and an ‘I’ Boy: silent fingers hesitantly entwine unsure of what is meant Girl: relax, what could be the harm in holding hands? Boy: it’s sweet and innocent Girl: we won’t break hearts Boy: they’ll just get bent Boy: I think she heard a ‘rumour’ Girl: eight points Boy: no, it’s a double letter score Girl: then I guess it’s nine Boy: M-I yours? Girl: R-U mine? Girl: why did you put down ‘qualms’? Boy: ‘q’ on a triple word score Girl: why don’t you spell it out? Boy: I have my ‘doubts’ Girl: do you want more? Boy: silent bodies hesitantly entwine Girl: this was never my intent Boy: relax, it’s okay for friends to cuddle Girl: this will end in discontent Boy: we won’t break hearts Girl: they’ll just get bent Girl: i called Boy: and I came Girl: knowing you shouldn’t be here again Boy: in the middle of the night Girl: it ain’t right Girl: I get six points for ‘try’ Boy: you’d get more for ‘goodbye’ Girl: I just don’t have the tiles Boy: you’ve been hoarding them for a while Girl: silent fingers hesitantly let go Boy: without words or argument relax, no fault no fowl and no harm Girl: it wasn’t without incident Both: broken hearts start out bent

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Post-break up confessions and crushes, circa 2006.

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released January 1, 2006

Jakob Rehlinger: Vocals, guitar, bass, drums, programming, keys.
Jamie Anderson: Vocals.

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The Urbane Decay Toronto, Ontario

The Urbane Decay was an indie pop recording project mainly active between 2002-2010, mainly by Jakob Rehlinger, mainly maudlin and mopey.

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