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In the Bathroom at the Gay Bar

from The Urbane Decay Has Never Kissed A Girl by The Urbane Decay

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This was written about the same girl as "All Summer Crush". We went to a drag show with some friends and on the way home bonded over how the same drunk guy complimented us, separately, on our plaid "90's" shirts.

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the DJ boys next door have girlfriends
who are beautiful and awful
with shrill voices that shatter
when they fuck and when they fight

the year is half over
and I keep getting older
but the girls I have crushes on
will be 21 forever
forever….

I learned something about myself
I never knew before tonight
I have a thing for drag-kings
girls with pencil moustaches are so hot

what’s the hope for a man who likes
underage cross-dressing dykes
you might think he’s doomed to watch
marlene dietrich movies alone forever
forever….

in the bathroom of the gay bar
the guy taking a leak beside me said
“you’ve got a real 90’s look about you
like cobain or rivers cuomo”

it’s not that good a story
in fact it’s kind of boring
but I wish I could tell it to you forever
forever….

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from The Urbane Decay Has Never Kissed A Girl, released July 1, 2007

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The Urbane Decay Toronto, Ontario

The Urbane Decay was an indie pop recording project mainly active between 2002-2010, mainly by Jakob Rehlinger, mainly maudlin and mopey.

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